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Take the Super Bowl and shove it

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I have turned all my devices to airplane mode. No Super Bowl updates for me. I’m calling it a night before 2030.

I cannot stand the Chiefs. I cannot stand the Chiefs. I cannot stand the Chiefs.
I despise Patrick Mahomes. I despise Patrick Mahomes. I despise Patrick Mahomes.
I really despise Brittany Mahomes. I really despise Brittany Mahomes. I really despise Brittany Mahomes.

My schedule has me in Kansas City AGAIN starting Wednesday afternoon. That was scheduled a long time ago. I’ll be sure not to wear red.

Don’t choke, Eagles. DON’T CHOKE, EAGLES!

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