Foots Prints

I want to vomit.
CBS closed its evening newscast with that fucking stupid song “Auld Lang Syne” while it listed everyone who works on the broadcast.
I HATE THAT SONG. I HATE THAT SONG. I HATE THAT SONG.
I will be so freaking glad when people stop saying “HAPPY NEW YEAR” in a few days. My life didn’t automatically change because today is the first day of 2026 and yesterday was the last of 2025. I didn’t wake up slimmer, I didn’t wake up richer, I didn’t wake up with a working penis, I didn’t wake up with a girlfriend/fiance/wife. NO. NOTHING CHANGED. And it won’t change when this year ends and 2027 begins.

Kansas is such a fucking retarded place.
Why is the state so cheap it cannot afford to send vehicle owners license plates for the front and back? Three of Kansas’ four bordering states (Oklahoma is the exception) require front and back plates, as does Iowa, where I am right now and am frequently.
I noticed it today at a car wash. Two vehicles sped ahead of me because the license plate reader caught their front plate before it could catch my back plate only from the stupid Sunflower State.
Kansas does not offer the option to put on a front plate if an owner desires. I DESIRE IT. Yet I can’t because the motherfucking assholes in Topeka have their heads buried so deep up their asses they can see their intestines. They have enough time to find billions to bring the Chiefs to the state, but they don’t have the time to draw up a simple bill to require front license plates, which would be so much better now that the Kansas Turnpike uses all-electronic tolling. All-electronic tolling has had a lot of problems in Florida, where front plates aren’t used, compared to Ohio, where they are.

At least Texas Tech, the greatest college football team money can buy, got their asses handed to them by Oregon today. I hate the Ducks’ stupid uniforms with a passion, especially those which have no green and/or yellow, but they are far more palatable than the bullies from Lubbock who throw money around like they wipe their ass with it. FUCK THE RED RAIDERS AND FUCK YOU, CODY CAMPBELL.