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May the luck of the Irish be with you

Top of the afternoon on St. Patrick’s Day 2019. Yes I am wearing green…want proof? See below.

I have a very good story to tell about a St. Patrick’s Day from many, many, many years ago. Coming in the next post! Stay tuned…

St. Paddy’s past

I promised I would tell some of my wackier stories from St. Patrick’s Days past. Well, here goes. 

In 1994, two months away from graudating from Brother Martin High School, the honors civics classes took a field trip to the Louisiana Supreme Court on Loyola Avenue in downtown New Orleans. We were given a tour of the court building and then treated to a lecture by Chief Justice Pascual Calogero, who graduated from one of Brother Martin’s antecedent schools, St. Aloysius.

Before entering the court building, you had to pass through metal detectors.  All of us emptied our pockets, put our keys and coins into a basket, and then retrieve them on the other side. 

When I returned to my car, which was parked in the garage at the Holiday Inn on Loyola across from the Supreme Court–the same hotel which was once the Howard Johnson’s, the one where Emporia’s own Mark Essex killed seven people during his reign of terror on January 7, 1973–my key didn’t fit. I was panicked. I was about to have a nervous breakdown. I found our civics teacher, Eileen Depreo, and told her of my dilemma.

Mrs. Depreo was one of my favorite teachers of all time, anywhere, any level. She was very patient with me and really was impressed with my knowledge of government and current affairs. She was also a very gentle lady who rarely had to raise her voice, and she took a real interest in her students. 

Fortunately for me, Mrs. Depreo helped me out of a jam that day. It turns out my classmate, Dustin Oubre, also couldn’t get into his car. 

Guess what? We had each other’s set of keys. We made the exchange on Duncan Plaza, where officers Phillip Coleman and Paul Persigo were murdered by Essex in 1973. I was on my way a few minutes later. 

Six years later, a more hilarious incident ensued on St. Patirck’s Day.

I was beginning a season long internship with the New Orleans Zephyrs minor league baseball team. The Zephyrs were the Triple-A affiliate of the Houston Astros at that time. Today, they are affiliated with the Miami Marlins, and in past years, have been affiliated with the Brewers, Nationals and Mets. 

The season was still three weeks off, but that weekend, Zephyr Field hosted a high school basetball tournament. Jesuit and Brother Martin were among the schools in the field. 

Some of the staffers in the press box took turns picking out the music to play in between innings, and when it came my turn, I went so far off the board it turned into a running joke. 

My choice: one of the anthems of the counterculture, “Up, Up and Away” by The Fifth Dimension. The 1967 mega hit is an easy listening classic, but at a baseball game, it’s doesn’t fit. 

I was immediately called on the carpet for the esoteric choice by Jamie Howard, the Zephyr’s community relations director. She chided me, in a gentle manner, for my selection. 

A few days later, a new sign was posted in the public address booth, where the music controls were. NO BALLOON, which is a reference to “Up, Up and Away”, which starts with the lyrics “Wouldn’t you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?”

I also spent my fair share of St. Patrick’s Days watching LSU baseball. The rundown:

1996–LSU 23, Georgia 5

1998–LSU 4, New Orleans 1

1999–LSU 12, Nicholls State 4

2002–Vanderbilt 7, LSU 6

I have told many St. Patrick’s Day stories. But I’ve been saving the best for my next post…

Not just another Tuesday

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Are you wearing your green? I know I will be when I go to Buffalo Wild Wings in a little bit. I will never make the mistake of not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day again after I committed the faux pas in 1988 when I was in the sixth grade at Arabi Park Middle School. I got pinched quite a bit by some vicious kids. (Don’t worry, Stacie, you were not one of them). The only times I haven’t worn green on St. Patrick’s Day since were school days at Brother Martin when I had to wear the khaki school uniform.

There have been some hilarious hijinks on St. Patrick’s Day for your blogger, some of which I will go into detail later.

I left Buffalo Wild Wings at 9 last night. It was a very good seven hours, although I now wish I would have arrived earlier. Lisa got slammed during her shift. With the mercury soaring to 83 degrees–a record for March 16–yesterday, many people chose to sit on the patio, and Lisa had to handle it, in addition to her duties as bartender. For the first time I can recall, she didn’t say goodbye when she left, but I completely understand.

Tori was behind the bar last night, and it was a very good time, especially when Dawn and her husband came in to play trivia. I helped her with quite a few answers. We also caught one egregious mistake, when a question asked what Little Jack Horner was eating. We all know it’s curds and whey, but the question said the correct answer was Christmas pie. WHAT THE HELL MAN? I tweeted Buzztime right away and Dawn retweeted it. Hopefully it will get corrected.

I’ve wrapped up my work for the Tuesday papers. I have to get going in a little bit so I don’t miss Lisa.

The NCAA men’s basketball tournament starts tonight with two of the four First Four games, or play-in games to the main bracket of 64. The first game matches Manhattan and Hampton, which won the Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference tournament and is in the tournament at 16-17. The reward for the winner? A bus ride from Dayton to Louisville and a meeting with Kentucky Thursday night. Awesome.

The second game tonight is BYU and Ole Miss. The Cougars are in largely on the strength of their victory at Gonzaga last month. The Rebels have lost four of their last five, including horrendous losses to Vanderbilt and South Carolina in their most recent games. However, the winner has a very winnable game vs. Xavier in the first round.

Okay enough of that. Time to get ready and then regale you with stories of St. Paddy’s Days past.