Maybe I should have stayed back at the hotel today. It turned very hellish not too long ago.

Two guys I have never seen before in my life sat down at a table near where I was seated and they were playing Buzztime trivia, just like I was. I guess I got a little over-exuberant at one point when I answered five straight questions perfectly, and they took exception.

During the next game, one of the guys took the lead because he knew about Armor All and he started celebrating. And I took exception, rubbing my nose with my middle finger as if to flip him off. I kept it up, and eventually it got to shouting. He came over and threatened me, and I told him to go away. I tried my best to avoid eye contact with him and his

I discovered this pair wasn’t from anywhere near Kansas City. The guy I had the problem with is registered with Buzztime at a site in Mechanicsburg, Pa., which is near Harrisburg. What is it about Harrisburg right now?

I feel awful right now. I don’t know why I bother.