Sunglass caper

I was freaking out a this morning. The good news–only my parents saw.

For the life of me, I could not find my Oakley sunglasses in my car. I realized I didn’t know where they were when I filled up my gas tank at 10 a.m. I got home and frantically looked for them, but to no avail. Both my mother and father looked, but they struck out, too.

My fear was they had been stolen out of my car. Maybe I had forgotten to lock my car when I was in Hays one day last week, either going into Walgreen’s to pick up prescriptions, or maybe when I was inside Wal-Mart, or even when I was at Crista’s office last Tuesday and Dr. Custer’s office the next day.

My mother suggested I could have left them inside somewhere. But I almost never wear my sunglasses inside. No reason to.

It turns out the sunglasses had been in the car all along….at the bottom of a trash bag which was on the floorboard of the passenger side.

About David

Louisiana native living in Kansas. New Orleans born, LSU graduate. I have Asperger’s Syndrome, one toe less than most humans, addictions to The Brady Bunch, Lifetime movies, Bluey, most sports, food and trivia. Big fan of Milwaukee Bucks, Milwaukee Brewers, New Orleans Saints, Montreal Canadiens. Was a big fan of Quebec Nordiques until they moved to Denver. My only celebrity crush is NFL official Sarah Thomas. I strongly dislike LSU fans who think Alabama is its biggest rival, warm weather, steaks cooked more than rare, hot dogs with ketchup, restaurants without online ordering, ranch dressing, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Alex Ovechkin, Barry Bonds, Putin, his lover in Belarus, North Korean dictators, Venezuelan dictators, all NHL teams in the south (especially the Lightning and Panthers), Brooklyn Nets and Major League Soccer.

Posted on 2015-07-28, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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