Life sucks. Anything else?

I could not get going today. I kept on sleeping and by time I woke up for good, I found it was too late for me to do anything constructive in Kansas City today. It’s now 3:30, and I still haven’t left the house, although I am ready to leave. My laundry is done.

This is the first full day I’ve spent at home since Aug. 3. I guess I’ll be having quite a few more of these coming up. And they will be so damn miserable.

I feel like a total piece of shit reading Facebook and seeing all of these happy couples. It just reminds me of what a bastard I am, although technically I’m not a bastard, since both of my parents are still married. I’m sorry I don’t have money. I’m sorry I live in the middle of nowhere with very little civilization. I’m sorry I don’t want to grow a beard. I’m sorry I don’t want to get a tattoo. My weight is my own problem and my own doing, so if you can’t look past that, I can’t blame you. But I don’t have much. Not much.

About David

Louisiana native living in Kansas. New Orleans born, LSU graduate. I have Asperger’s Syndrome, one toe less than most humans, addictions to The Brady Bunch, Lifetime movies, Bluey, most sports, food and trivia. Big fan of Milwaukee Bucks, Milwaukee Brewers, New Orleans Saints, Montreal Canadiens. Was a big fan of Quebec Nordiques until they moved to Denver. My only celebrity crush is NFL official Sarah Thomas. I strongly dislike LSU fans who think Alabama is its biggest rival, warm weather, steaks cooked more than rare, hot dogs with ketchup, restaurants without online ordering, ranch dressing, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Alex Ovechkin, Barry Bonds, Putin, his lover in Belarus, North Korean dictators, Venezuelan dictators, all NHL teams in the south (especially the Lightning and Panthers), Brooklyn Nets and Major League Soccer.

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