Lower than feces

Today has been hellish. Actually, the hell began when I pulled into the parking lot late last night at the Courtyard Briarcliff.

I discovered an e-mail on my iPhone from someone at the Kansas City Airport Marriott. I recognized the name right away, and I knew it was huge trouble.

I’ve been banned for life from that hotel since supposedly for attempting to purchase alcoholic beverages for female employees. First, I don’t drink. Second, I would never do anything which would put another person’s job in jeopardy, especially at that hotel, where everyone treated me so well for five years.

Earlier this month, I mentioned to someone on the phone when I called Marriott reservations that I attempt to make a reservation at that hotel. So I did. And look what it got me.

It reminded me I am the world’s biggest turd. I am a deviant. I am beyond loser and I belong in a prison cell.

About David

Louisiana native living in Kansas. New Orleans born, LSU graduate. I have Asperger’s Syndrome, one toe less than most humans, addictions to The Brady Bunch, Lifetime movies, Bluey, most sports, food and trivia. Big fan of Milwaukee Bucks, Milwaukee Brewers, New Orleans Saints, Montreal Canadiens. Was a big fan of Quebec Nordiques until they moved to Denver. My only celebrity crush is NFL official Sarah Thomas. I strongly dislike LSU fans who think Alabama is its biggest rival, warm weather, steaks cooked more than rare, hot dogs with ketchup, restaurants without online ordering, ranch dressing, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Alex Ovechkin, Barry Bonds, Putin, his lover in Belarus, North Korean dictators, Venezuelan dictators, all NHL teams in the south (especially the Lightning and Panthers), Brooklyn Nets and Major League Soccer.

Posted on 2014-08-17, in Personal. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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