Am I the only tool who has never been to Nevada? It seems as if every single person I know has been to Las Vegas, Reno or Lake Tahoe. Makes me feel like I’m missing out.

I would trade all of those trips to Kansas City, not to mention Wichita, Omaha, St. Louis, Dallas, Houston, and anywhere and everywhere in Mississippi and Alabama, to go to Vegas ONCE.

I am going mad. I am not getting any younger.