My body is in Salina. I’m trying so damn hard not to think about a particular Buffalo Wild Wings about 185 miles to the east, and in particular, one employee.
I’m not winning. I want to cry. Again. I want to throw something. I do NOT want to punch anyone, because (a) nobody deserves it and (b) I don’t need any more trouble than what I have right now.
About David
Louisiana native living in Kansas. New Orleans born, LSU graduate. I have Asperger’s Syndrome, one toe less than most humans, addictions to The Brady Bunch, Lifetime movies, Bluey, most sports, food and trivia. Big fan of Milwaukee Bucks, Milwaukee Brewers, New Orleans Saints, Montreal Canadiens. Was a big fan of Quebec Nordiques until they moved to Denver. My only celebrity crush is NFL official Sarah Thomas.
I strongly dislike LSU fans who think Alabama is its biggest rival, warm weather, steaks cooked more than rare, hot dogs with ketchup, restaurants without online ordering, ranch dressing, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Alex Ovechkin, Barry Bonds, Putin, his lover in Belarus, North Korean dictators, Venezuelan dictators, all NHL teams in the south (especially the Lightning and Panthers), Brooklyn Nets and Major League Soccer.
Foots Prints 
You can do this — get through tonight and tomorrow first.
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After this BOE, I’m headed back to the office. I have all my bktball pics ready to place, and I have several things to write tonight…
That’s what I’m concentrating on (instead of my husband being such a jerk all last week)